The Best Christian Crap Google+ has to Offer

If you’ve ever gone to a flea market or a gas station in the south you’ve seen it. Christian crap. It’s an easy formula. If you’re not going to use Jesus himself (ok caucasian Jesus), take something from pop culture, like anything, literally anything, make a pirated copy of it, add a bible verse, or just something vaguely spiritual or self help-ey, and throw it on a t-shirt, bumper sticker, beer koozie, or belt buckle. That’s printing money folks.

But where does the Christian with (non)discriminating taste and indifferent toward intellectual theft go to in the online world to enjoy such fine pieces of art?

Oh I’ll tell you where.

Christian Communities on Google +.

I joined a few of these because, well because that’s what bloggers are supposed to do, right?

Wow, just wow. These people have taken Christian crap to a whole new level. These aren’t actual products, just little motivational graphics to enrich your Christian-ish experience. I’ve compiled a few of the best here. You’re welcome.


Jesus, I worry that you’re spending too much time with that globe. It’s starting to affect your work life. Also, I think it may be putting off radiation.



I mean I like it, but I wonder if there’s a font with more swords in it. Only two swords in Bible Hunter is not enough swords. Swords.

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Jesus and his detached floating hand have got your back.

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We are a dove, a guy with a horn, a stair case, maybe some lightning(?), clouds, stars, and a lion on top of another lion for some reason.

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Now, that I’ve convinced you; Step 1 – Be handsome.

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The Care Bears want to wish you a happy Wednesday. You won’t believe what they have in store for Friday.

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Just to be clear, John Hagee and Pope Francis are included in the same list.

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‘Faith, Courage, and Ebola in America’: Your pastors favorite sugar stick.

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Don’t um… don’t drink the manhood.

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“Brah, it’s just like nature, ya know?!”

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That’s not the Holy Spirit, that’s just recess lighting.

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This one is my favorite. So many questions. Is that kid Jesus?! Why is the Hulk picking a fight with him? Copyright infringement much?!

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